Cool-Doug, at Night

Maybe he works in finance
Maybe he works that freelance
Nobody really knows
But the man can get down low
Tell ya' he could really dance

Mysterious background
He shows up and they gather round
The way that he can move
Yeah the way the man can groove
Really it's world-renowned
(It is world-renowned)

What a hero what a specimen
Ooh, that's him over there
With the great tie and the great hair
He's a vision he's a miracle
He looks great when he's on camera
(Ahh)

Then as soon as word gets 'round that he's in town
He's on a flight
He's one disco-dancing fool
I'm talking about cool-Doug, at night

Low-key guy, kinda withdrawn
But when the sun goes down it's game on
And he can
(Do the hustle, full commit, two backflips into a split)
Going to the break of dawn

So in touch with his emotions
Donates every year to NPR
He's a day job superstar
He's a fine upstanding family man
He's somebody's favorite son-in-law
(Ahh)

Buying the whole bar a drink and breaking up a fight
He's one disco-dancing fool
I'm talking about cool-Doug at night
Everybody play it cool
Here comes cool-Doug at night

9 to 5 it's been a real long week
Blazer jacket, he's so chic
Most happening place in town
Is watching my man cool-Doug get down

9 to 5 it's been a real long week
Blazer jacket, he's so chic
Most happening place in town
Is watching my man cool-Doug get down

He's the paradigm of neighbourliness
Men and women see him and they sigh
(What a laid-back, stand-up guy)
He's the patron saint of polyester
Khakis and a polo at the bar
(Ahh)

He's a show-stopping, white-collar beacon of light
He's one disco-dancing fool
I'm talking about cool-Doug at night
He's the legend of the happy hour, man is outta sight
Everybody play it cool here comes cool-Doug at night