Star Crossed Lover

We all know in your head
you're the nice guy
Making moves on the girls
that you therapize
Hold their hands while you're
guessing their star signs
Oh you're so
Em-pathetic

Dining out on the places
that you've been
Get your quotes from a
self-help magazine
And I laugh at it now
but it fooled me
Oh it's so poetic

Always brought up my OCD
Said no one else could handle me
And you thought I'd miss your skinny jeans??
And your tragic magic in the sheets

Well I hope that you hurt
While I am under another
With his lips on my hips
And my mind in the gutter
Well let's see how you feel
When you move back with your mother
'Til you find a new teen to call your
Star-crossed lover

You were still with your wife
when you kissed me
Now I hear that you're preaching
monogamy
I think I need you to mansplain
the irony
Yeah I'm still bitter

You would say that my face was
like marmite
Oh the respect that you had
for my cellulite
And I was hot when I stood in the
right light
And I couldn't do any better

Always brought up my OCD
said no one else could handle me
And you thought I'd miss your skinny jeans
And your tragic magic in the sheets

Well I hope that you hurt
While I am under another
With his lips on my hips
And my mind in the gutter
Well let's see how you feel
When you move back with your mother
'Til you find a new teen to call your
Star-crossed lover

Did you feel it when I took him
to my bedroom?
Put his hands over the traces
of my perfume
Did you hear it when he started screaming
my name?
And when he finished
I hope you had chest pain

Did you feel it when I touched him
in my bedroom?
Put his hands over the places that you used to
Oh he held me as the walls,
they were shaking
Felt something real
After two years of faking

Well I hope that you hurt
While I am under another
With his lips on my hips
And my mind in the gutter
Well let's see how you feel
When you move back with your mother
'Til you find a new teen to call your
Star crossed lover
Star crossed lover
See ya sucker!