Red Hot Freestyle

Easy goes it, gotta have fun
Why so serious? I'm trying to make a joke
Let's pretend we're on the run
I just rolled a joint, you want a toke?
Just take a toke, but i would advice against coke
The rush comes at a price, a choke hold
I should probably take a t break, you could call it a smoke hold
Gen z listeners probably say that bloke's old
Yeah that bloke, they talking about me
It ain't easy being level thirty
But i still outshine these wack ass rappers
Who take a stand but it's dirty
Goddamn i feel flirty, like I'm in my prime
And i guess i am, call me Optimus
I like my rum and coke with some lime
And you know my style is dichotomous
I rap hard over soft beats and boast
My taste in music is ecclectic, a toast
To the pioneers out there making a beat
Album coming out soon, it's almost complete
And that is a feat that i'm learning, fo sho
Fine tuning things, make it sound like a pro
Friend or foe, which are you? i don't know
So sit back relax, and sip on some joe

Easy goes it, gotta have fun
Why so serious? I'm trying to make a joke
Let's pretend we're on the run
I just rolled a joint, you want a toke?
Just take a toke, but i would advice against coke
The rush comes at a price, a choke hold
I should probably take a t break, you could call it a smoke hold
Gen z listeners probably say that bloke's old

Yeah this bloke told a story or ten
These kids need to get out the play pen
Cause in my den is a hen with a quill pen
That will murder you in cold blood, men
Compare me to the late great Kiryu Kazuma
Cause I clean up more trash than a Roomba
I'm faster than lighting, faster than a puma
Would you believe it's cause i consume a
Can of monster every day, you know i don't play
Unless it's MTG, then I'm all in
I know most times i won't win or slay
But that's okay, i'm still the kingpin
Of single player games, i rock that shit
Like i rock the mic, how i spit my wit
I get into the zone, you know i don't quit
When the pressure's on, time to throw a fit
Of rage, and we all know life's a stage
I'm like a bard multiclassing a mage
I channel my anger and scribble on the page
My incantations, what would you like to wage
Against me? you're house, your car?
Let's see how far your subpar ass falls
From one punch, it won't even leave a scar
But you's just a bitch who took it too far
So drive away in your sportscar, cry to mama
You're probably the type to say thanks Obama
Condescendingly, you found the wrong recipe
Cause he used it himself so you played yourself
Focus on your mental health, not your wealth
Gotta face your problems head on, not use stealth
I think i'm like neo, I'm the one
But first, i gotta get this album done

So easy goes it, gotta have fun
Why so serious? I'm trying to make a joke
Let's pretend we're on the run
I just rolled a joint, you want a toke?
Just take a toke, but i would advice against coke
The rush comes at a price, a choke hold
I should probably take a t break, you could call it a smoke hold
Gen z listeners probably say that bloke's old