Dairy Addiction

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I Woke up this mornin'
Stomach' kinda grumbly
Walked to the kitchen and
Opened up the fridge

Let's have a look see
Grabbed me a wheel of cheese
A stick of frozen butter and
A Jug of whole milk

It's time to chow down
Take a trip to dairy town
Gonna' pack my tummy and
Pack it up tight

Hands are kinda greasy
Stomach's a bit queasy
Got some gurgles in my booty and
I don't feel right!

The food is fighting back!
Emergency Detected! (oh no!)
I'm losing this battle!
I gotta' go!

My Eyes saw the food
But my brain lacked common sense
Stuffed it all in my belly but I
Forgot I have lactose intolerance

My butthole may be burning
But I'll gladly do it again
I think I might have a---
Dairy Addiction!!!

Now it is lunchtime
I'm feeling very hungry
Let's go back to the fridge
And See what we've got

An octuple decker sandwich
Filled with sour cream
Bacon bits and buttermilk flakes
With a glass of chocolate yogurt

Cram it all in my tummy
It was super yummy
But now I'm feeling crummy
Like I did back then, whew!

Oh No! the gurgles are back
Coming in for another attack
I have no time to squeeze in a snack
Here we go again!

It's dinnertime at last
I'm starving really bad
I haven't held anything in all day
But third times the charm

I'm eating a huge chunk of Ricotta
Smothered in Crème fraiche
Topped off with whipped cream and
A Mug of liquid Parm

The food's too strong for me!
Emergency Detected! (Oh-No)
I've lost this battle!
I gotta' go!

My Eyes saw the food
But my brain lacked common sense
Stuffed it all in my belly but I
Forgot I have lactose intolerance

My butthole may be burning
But I'll gladly do it again
I have finally embraced my---
Dairy Addiction!!!

Yodl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo
Yodl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo
Yodl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo
Yodl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo



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Writer(s): Kristopher Parker
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