IGBO THOUGHTS

What is going on on this people eh
Si la regle vien
I foken ye cherche en popu sa swa si swa
Mase i a pa oken kushu pipe su dedi sa swa

Popu si sa pepa walo
You say what

If money doesn't grow on trees
Why does bank have branches
Ask me
If I play her heart with 442
I fit call am tactics

Last week I see Deaf Man for court
I shock say he go for hearing
If you look me well you go know say
I dey make like 30 billion yearly

Chairmo if my son na priest
I fit call am son or father
Since my wife born pikin for staircase
Everybody don Dey call me stepfather

Bro nothing like love at first sight
Shey you talk say love is blind
Yo if you like dey very very truthful
Bro true love still hard to find

Egyptian pikin no know say
One day him daddy go turn mummy
No try add me for the group
If you guys ain't talking about money

Which one be age is just a number
Swear say you no know say age na word
Grammatical error
Foolish boy
Werey oya take award

Fine girl if you like
Chuk pencil for yansh
You no fit still draw my attention

She say I dey affect her
She dey fail for school school
I dey call am affection

Why Monday far from Friday
Then Friday close to Monday
Microsoft if you tell Apple to dey make cars
They fit get Windows one day

Bros abeg wetin bedbugs dey go
before bed come out
Abi you fit tell me who I go ask how life be
Before death come out

Oya check am now
Why nose dey run and feet dey smell
Please raise your hand if you know
What really taste better than it smells

You fit tell me why super glue no dey ever gum the bottle
Bus wey go school for Niger
Wetin we dey call am
Shuttle
On God hundred

Shey na still beaf
If two vegetarians still dey fight
Forget you uk accent
Brother past tense of shit fi be shite

Abeg who go turn o
If vampire bite zombie
I hear say real men no dey love again
Rest In peace saint obi
Legend

Abeg I Dey clean my vacuum cleaner
Does it make me a vacuum cleaner
If I kill it the name of God
Does it make me a goddamn killer

Wetin you mean by crab for ocean
Fit think say fish dey fly
Who pass this colos give me
Now I feel say things dey fly

Just in case you don't know
Person mama don use you do bad example
Abi na because I too dey cough
Does that mean I'm too blessed
Just for example

Bullet no go do him job o
Not until you fire am
And gyan no go stop to the drop song
Not until e tire am
Grrr

Anukum ce pley
Wetin be cele pley
Say it again, you say
Cele pley, le pley
Eh Jesus Christ
What do you mean by cele pley



Credits
Writer(s): Martins Ehanire
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