Slim Pickins

Guess I'll end this life alone
I am not dramatic
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
All the douche bags in my phone
Play 'em like a slot machine
If they're winning I'm just losing

A boy who's jacked and kind
Can't find his ass to save my life

Oh it's slim pickins
If I can't have the one I love
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
Just to get my fixins
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I'll just keep on moaning and bitchin'

Jesus what's a girl to do?
This boy doesn't even know the difference between there, their, and they are
Yet he's naked in my room
Missin' all the things he's missing
God knows that he isn't livin' large

A boy who's nice that breathes
I swear he's nowhere to be seen

It's slim pickins
If I can't have the one I love
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
Just to get my fixins
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I'll just keep on moaning and bitchin'

Moaning and bitchin'

Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen serving up some moaning and bitchin'



Credits
Writer(s): Jack Michael Antonoff, Amy Rose Allen, Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter
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