Middle Age Love

You wear a sleep apnea machine
I'm in early menopause

Let's fuck

You've got lots of extra skin
Every vein in my body is visible

Let's fuck

Let's do it all night long
Or maybe just once so we can go to bed early yeah

You can go real deep
If it feels alright since you're hernia surgery baby

Fuck me like an animal
If that animal's a turtle

You can come inside me it's okay
I'm infertile

Yeah that's right

Relax it's time
Melt your imperfect body into mine

You contracted herpes in your 50's
I have a lot weird scars I don't wanna talk about

Let's fuck

You've had brain fog since the shingles vaccine

I get a UTI every 4 to 6 weeks
Let's fuck

Close your eyes
I know they get real dry during allergy season yeah

Don't stop don't stop
Unless your carpal tunnel's acting up for some reason baby

Ooh right there
Try not to touch it
That's where I have bursitis

Come closer baby
So I can hear you over the sound of my tinnitus

Bzzzzzz

Yeah that's right

Relax it's fine
Melt your imperfect body into mine

I've got stretch marks and cellulite
All your body hair is gray

But we're not wearing glasses
So it's all blurry anyway

Sorry I can't be on top of you
Nothing's actually wrong
I just don't want to ooh ooh ooh

Slide off my comfortable underwear
I'll grab whatever balls you have left down there

I'll let you go in the back door this once baby
I just had a colonoscopy

And that's the best it's ever gonna be

So just relax it's time
Let go and we'll be fine
Exhale and melt
Your honestly totally perfect body into mine