Everybody Needs Me

I think the world's gone brain-dead
Since when did everybody identify as they, them?
Cut off all their penises and trade them for some fake breasts
I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends
I just think it's weird that the world's so offended
They tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic
They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic
And they really wanna win so they riggin' the elections

Everybody's offended by everything, every second
And any time that I mention that men can never get pregnant
I get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 genders
Who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson

And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera
Conviction ain't gonna happen, hid the evidence
Instead of putting him in the slammer 'cause he's too rich to be cancelled
We try to fill the prison cell with the president

Born in Canada, moved to the USA
Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay (ahiya)!

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and, or vageenie
They, them, he, she (everybody needs me)
All of my straights, all of my gay's
All of my bi's who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me
They, them, he, she (everybody needs me)

Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him, "Save me man" (tell him, "Save me man")
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi man (he a chi chi man)
(Mo fire)

I think the world's gone mad
Does black lives still matter, or is trans the new black?
Every time I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants
They havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
It's weird, take a look at your history

You're yellin' "Free Palestine"
Look what happened when you freed Britney
Your children ain't gay, they've been watching too much Disney
Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me
Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger
They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said

I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss, kiss
The Epstein listies from existence
I don't wanna be nobody other than me
I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breath
Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps
Like Ellen Page and a man if she's squattin' to pee

Born in Canada, moved to the USA
Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay (ahiyah)

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and, or vageenie
They, them, he, she (everybody needs me)
All of my straights, all of my gay's
All of my bi's who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me
They, them, he, she (everybody needs me)

Don't call me a white boy, I identify as black
My pronouns are the ones you didn't use so now I'm mad
My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack
I can't say the r-word so, y'all are handicapped

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and, or vageenie
They, them, he, she (everybody needs me)
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bi's who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me
They, them, he, she (everybody needs me)

Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him, "Save me man" (tell him, "Save me man")
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi man (he a chi chi man)
(Mo fire)