Becoming a Santa Claus
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
And I wrapped the presents, stuffed the stockings with care
I was patiently waiting when I heard a man swear
He said "Son can you help me? I'm in trouble
I crashed my sleigh and I need a new double
Someone to save this Christmas Day"
So he tossed me the keys and I was up and away
Ho, Ho, Ho I'm becoming a Santa Claus
Ho, Ho, Ho
Merry Christmas baby
Tim Allen made it look so easy
Mrs. Claus she hates me
And all the reindeer think I'm lazy
It was going so smooth when we were up in the clouds
But I ran into trouble when I hit the first house
Snuck down that chimney and who did I meet
It was some little bastard and his pit bull named Pete
I said "Son, can you help me I'm in trouble."
He yelled "Dad!" then he showed up with a double
Barreled shotgun, pointed straight at my face
When I have a naughty list you'll be on the front page
Ho, Ho, Ho I'm becoming a Santa Claus
Ho, Ho, Ho
Merry Christmas baby
Tim Allen made it look so easy
Mrs. Claus she hates me
And all the reindeer think I'm lazy
I'm becoming a Santa Claus
I'm becoming a Santa Claus
I'm becoming a Santa Claus
Not a creature was stirring
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
And I wrapped the presents, stuffed the stockings with care
I was patiently waiting when I heard a man swear
He said "Son can you help me? I'm in trouble
I crashed my sleigh and I need a new double
Someone to save this Christmas Day"
So he tossed me the keys and I was up and away
Ho, Ho, Ho I'm becoming a Santa Claus
Ho, Ho, Ho
Merry Christmas baby
Tim Allen made it look so easy
Mrs. Claus she hates me
And all the reindeer think I'm lazy
It was going so smooth when we were up in the clouds
But I ran into trouble when I hit the first house
Snuck down that chimney and who did I meet
It was some little bastard and his pit bull named Pete
I said "Son, can you help me I'm in trouble."
He yelled "Dad!" then he showed up with a double
Barreled shotgun, pointed straight at my face
When I have a naughty list you'll be on the front page
Ho, Ho, Ho I'm becoming a Santa Claus
Ho, Ho, Ho
Merry Christmas baby
Tim Allen made it look so easy
Mrs. Claus she hates me
And all the reindeer think I'm lazy
I'm becoming a Santa Claus
I'm becoming a Santa Claus
I'm becoming a Santa Claus
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Writer(s): Edward Delucca
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