Country Singer

Says he's a born again, godly man
But the Devil is his biggest fan
A joke, from a country song trope
The only line that he's walking
Is to the bar and back again
My heart's broke with this country song trope
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need

But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer

His biggest hit on radio
Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on
There's no hope for that country song trope
He thinks misogyny's a French three-way
Or cutting his beard would make him gay
Can't cope for this country song trope
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need
(Oh please)

But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might)
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer

He's a washed up used-to-be
Still wants to be a star
Damn he's wishing
He could be like Tim McGraw
Can never keep a girl
Even his dog it ran away
I learned my lesson
Yeah he's never gonna change

Alright, bring it home
I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
(Not again)
The Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer



Credits
Writer(s): Janet Maureen Devlin, David Neil Jones
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