Last Night

Just last night, I tried to put my kid to sleep
Let me explain what this toddler did to me
Kept me up all night, without considering
That lack of sleep leads to early morbidity
He just wants to stay up all night and watch T.V.
He just wants to use the mattress as a trampoline
He just wants to climb up and then jump off of me
He just wants to beat on my head like a tambourine
YouTube mothers show me these
Tips to make him go to sleep
They make it look easy, but they do not know a thing
If they kept it real than for real, they would show me the
Way that their kids keep them up with no energy
Now he starts to throw a rant
I just keep on hoping and
Signing lullabies, while he's screaming, and he's throwing hands
He ran out the room, I'm thinking that I'm doomed
He's looking for something to throw
Dude put down the broom

I put him down for nap time, hoping that he acts right
Laid down on his backside, lullabies at night
He sat up like the Undertaker, bright-eyed like a flashlight
Guess I gotta stay awake until the day I flat line

Baby boy bouncing in the bed on his head
He just bounce and beg and kick his legs so now we're staying up
Dang it boy just get back to bed I need some rest
Don't you see what time it is, dude it's late as (what)
Sorry son, that your behavior almost made me cuss
But when my alarm goes off soon I'll be waking up
While you sleep in until as late as you want
I'll be tired but be forced to Taylor Swiftly shake it off
Finally, he goes to sleep, but it's time for me to wake up
Bags underneath my eyes so I might need some make up
Caffeine needed I'm drinking me a red bull
I might fall asleep for this shift on my schedule
Walking in to work and I sit down at my desk
Only 8 AM, but I'm looking like a wreck
Looking forward to my lunch so I can get a rest
So much caffeine in my veins, I feel it in my chest

I put him down for nap time, hoping that he acts right
Laid down on his backside, lullabies at night
He sat up like the Undertaker, bright-eyed like a flashlight
Guess I gotta stay awake until the day I flat line



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