Meet The Instagram Yapper

Kya re babu?
Tu Kendrick Lamar chapekaga aur kisko samjega nahi socha (haa)
Shane log hai idher, shane log
Kya bolra hu? 'Meet the gramas'
Mein jaisa Dear Adonis yah Pir Dear
Dear karke baat kiya hai usne
Same mere pyare Emiway karke try kiya
Or merko bol rha hai mei NF copy karta hu, waah!

NF jaisa bhot dinse kuch karna tha maine kiya
Baki tera kya hai re
Kendrick banne ki kosis tu kar rha hai aur mere pe dal rha hai
But koi nhi main banunga na tere liye
Ye gane ka naam meet the grahams nahi
Meet the Instagram yapper, sun!

Aya tera abbu emiway
Itna kyu pakara scene mei laya tu microwave
Mere jaise rapper ko kya khayega serial killer
Iss bhartan ko gardan se pakadke choco dunga Anyday (maze le)
Bhaiya bhi bole Emiway
Mei teri zindagi bana dunga par anyway
Scene mei ye pehli baari hora nahi hai kisi pop artist
Ko hip-hop mei leke aya Emiway (samajh me aaya kya?)

Ye raja nai hai jhund mei aare whores
Hai taki inhe check karu chaiye bas attention (aye howde)
Three-four, bhk khareedke babu yaha pe sochra
Hai khareed liya mansion
Waise mansion banadala Lonavala mei
Chikki dunga teko hora itna kyu utavla hai (Kayko?)
Babu Kalpana mei udne laga bawla hai
Du mei space bar tu na Kalpana Chawla hai

Konse khayalo mei dooba hua babu
Chal baju aye raju tu Raja nai hai jhatu (jhatu)
Pure gane mei tu ek hi jagah spit kia
Yaad kar ya yaad dilau jab tu kia "Khhh thu"
Haq se mei hi number one independent motherfucker
Tune maan liya mei hi tera baap hu (tera baap hu)
Tune bola ki I'm not the only one motherfucker
Aur baki tere baap kidhr ja dhund

Jaa Jaa ke apne baap ko dhund
Itna slow trip banayela hai konsa garda pukha tha re
Bhot halka hai re babu, mere pyaare choco!

Believe se khali distribution karta hu
Aaj tak na liya meine ASD ka deal babu (fact check)
Jisne dia tujhe jhoota ye khabar khudka
Khoda tu kabar sabke samne bangaya tu mamu (aye mamu)
At least joote tere loose honge mujhe mera 8 number jhaatu
You won't fit in my shoe (shh)
Ye beef idhar haar gaya tu jhoota allegation
ASD ka kardunga mei prove (khatam)

Teri album pe paise laga diye bechare album
Hua flop kaise karega recoupe (laude lag gaye)
Jaa pop wale gane bana hip-hop mei
Aake thanda pad gaya tu nai dikhega cool (aye thande)
Believe ke taraf march karle acha deal milega
Tu kamaya nai banara april fool (March, April)
Rapper wali koi baat nai
Kamay tune jhatu nai
Nau-figure ki tu baat kare
Jhatu tujhmei art nai

Tu zero scalese baitha leke 9 figure ka pool
Nau-figure ko mei 9 bar double karne wala tool
Tu woh nai hai jo hai album ke cover mein banta raja
Bambai ka taj hai sar pe
Scene se karu tujhe Tata
Ye mat sikha meri
BKP kya nai hai aata
Likhna toh dur tu english achi
Bol bhi nai pata
Hashira level chaar par tu
Jhund mei bhidne are mujhse ye character lagre buzdil (gand-fattu)

Nai asan iss muzan ko harana solo
Group mei bhi aaja lodu toh bh kafi mushkil (na-mumkin hai)
Iss jali ko mei bahar karu
Mei OG Peter parkour hu
Hit dete ara tere jaise
Macharoko markar hu
Kudu lamba parkour hu likhra bar
Bheja par karu bandra mei khudka way
Weezy bachkane mei carter hu

Ha mei bkc ko jam karne ki baat karta
Mei jaha hota hu woh jagh tu na shut down karta (headliner)
Yaad hai spotify jitne mei hua book tu
Utne paisa lene wale chuttad ko mei na count karta (aye chiller)
Interview mei dekha chuttad teri surat hai
Career tera khalu dekhta nahi sahi moorat mei (haan, kabhi bhi)
Kya bola mujhe ladko ki zaroorat hai
Zaroorat hai pehra dena kya karu itna shorat hai (paisa-paisa)
Lugai jaisa chehra tu yaha fine nai hai
Hip hop mei pateli tu emiway divine nai hai (jhatu)

Counter kidhar pechle gane ka jhatu
Khoka mei machara hu tu leke ara ek bhi line nai hai
Dya counter meine woh bhi chaubis ghante mei
Fuk dala tere jaise kitne aaye ante be
Gane mei gali dera hai tu jhoot, jhoot, jhoot
Bantai ko lageli hai bhook chal tu chantt hai be
Album chalane tune kia mujhe diss
Mere naam pe hi har jagah pe lene laga hype ye
Mere naam se jab bolra hu I mean it be ghar bhi
Liya hai choco tune EMI pe

Choco kadak hu mei tu hai naram dhokla
Sab gaane milli par teri chuttad jaisi surat hai (shakal dekh)
Badsurat post jo tere insta se gayab hai
Na khreeda hua streams inhe na dikhta khoobsurat hai (fact)
Itna quantity mei dia meine quality
Apology tu mangega fadunga teri chutad mei
Katela pankh leke pinjre mei tu kabze mei
Choco tu bas ek label ka paala hua kabootar hai

İndependent card nai khelta mei khud gaddi hu
Kacha pehnke ghumra hai market mei babu chaddi tu (aye nandu)
Latkara tera nada hai kache height se zyada
Ek aur nandu mera bandhu hath mei leke gara hai
İndependently mei kardia hu level par
Agar tujhe compare karna hai toh aa label se bahar
Album flop tere career ko laga du hath
Mix master video bantai studio ka sabse hard (haan, sabse hard)

Emiway bantai yaha hai all rounder
Khudke company mei bachkane tu co-founder
Aukat hai kya teri girayega tu company
Meri toh nai zaroor tu girayga khudki company
Always you need somebody
Bhade ka kapda pehnega
Bolega ye hai luxury
Le gajar kha mera bugs bunny
Thode din pehle nai Aj bhi russ bhai khas hai
Tere jaise ghade ko khada nahi karte pass be

Kon bola mei lapata
Har mahina tera baap khada
Tujh jaise wrapper dat tah
Kyu mere samne kampta
Banaya nayi idk diss se hua hai haal kya
Jab pura dunga choco toh
Bhagega yahase hafta
Mei karta nahi savings
Invest karta jitna chapta
Savings ke bare wahi soche
Jo kam paisa hai chapta

Mei diss rapper hu
Tabse jabse na yaha tera baap tha
Na acha rapper sath ka
Tu wrapper mere jhat ka
Tere gane zinda kal the
Mujhse bhidke lash hai aj ka
Tu katra hai be bachkane
Ja ginti rakhle maths ka

Tu rap kar nai sakta hai (kabhi nahi)
Lose motions hore teko interview mei khota bakta hai (bak, bak, bak)
Sab neeche se karte hai lekin dekho babu
Ye hamara saala yaha toh muh se hi hagta hai
Lines dhapega laga kisi dikhega nai
Mujhse hare unke lines se jeetega hai
Khudki mudke chatle beta kisi aur ka nai
Tu sabki mudke chate babu busy hour toh nai

Galib ka dekha beef isiliye hai tu chusti
Baki ke artist ghus jayenge banjayega chusleee
Bhai mera juice nai VBreak hai
Uspe firse tu gaya toh beta zubaan pe na koi break hai
Tu karega ye whole day
Kyuki tu beta sold hai paise
Karna hai recoupe abhi toh sach bolde

Anyway aagaya emiway
Ruko bhooka hai mei choco laya
Khane keliye
Neche ke mere baal khul gaye
Aur tu bhi choco aagaya hai chotiyan banane keliye

"Hundred percent, hundred, hundred percent
Beta, muh me vimal laga ke baat kara tha kya me?
Pehle to English sahi se bolna seekh, phir bol le
Boht bezzati hori baap teri, both
Mereko sharam aara tere liye baap, mat kar aisa tu
Is gaane pe fatte tune cap kiya hai, agle gaane me tu aur cap karega
Aur Bella ne ek baat boli thi, yaad hai ke nahi?
"Yeh rap show hai, yaha rap kar", hahaha, rap kar na bachkane
Vo Bella, MTV Hustle ka winner hai
Aur tu, tu ab yeh bolega ki mai zindagi me jeet gaya
Haan tu jeet gaya the lekin
Bantai ke saamne tu haar gaya
Aaj idhar haar gaya tu, aur aage
Ek hi baat bolunga, tu King nahi
Tu clown hai