PB Toast

Checking my fridge, and there's nothing to eat
So I open my bread box, and what do I see?
Its some plain white bread, it's just waiting for me
And the peanut butter to the left, makes me so happy
Roger's Honey too, yeah I've been waiting my whole life
Just one more thing I need, and it's a butter knife
Let me start this operation, this colossal undertaking
It'll only take me bout a minute to eat

PB Toast
I've been spending all my money on this PB toast, it's so good yeah
I don't eat nothing more than a mouth full of peanut butter
And glutinous mouth unwatering goodness
PB Toast
I've been spending all my money on this PB toast, it's so good yeah
I don't need nothing more
And I probably couldn't afford anything else even if I wanted to

Tell me Ty, what is it about it that you like the most?
You can eat it anywhere, even if you're on a boat
Call me Dr. Seuss, I am rhyming on the fly

I steal peanut butter that's a crime, yea
Drizzle on some honey that I bought for seven dimes, yea
Lily Rogers, John Rogers, they sell me the honey
And I eat it every night, and I'm back inside the line, ay
Talkin too fast, ay
Finally past, ay
Sinners always sitting, I think they should prolly fast, ay
I just bred a Ghazt, ayy
Sped him up to hatch, ay
Spent like 40 diamonds harmonizing with the brass, ay
Peanut butter honey on the counter
While I'm waiting for my bread to finish up
Yea, toast I'm creating
And I'm chefin' in the kitchen, I feel like I'm Boyardee
Yeah, PB toast
I feel like I'm in a dream ay

PB Toast
I've been spending all my money on this PB toast, it's so good yeah
I don't eat nothing more than a mouth full of peanut butter
And glutinous mouth unwatering goodness
PB Toast
I've been spending all my money on this PB toast, it's so good yeah
I don't need nothing more
And I probably couldn't afford anything else even if I wanted to