The Legend of Dirk, the Scottish Ninja

Ho yo ho, it's Dirk Tarj Claymore, n' from Clan McJagger, he's hailing
With his broadsword swinging dangerously, and Angus the bagpipe's wailing
He's a Scottish ninja, loud and proud, and he sure ain't much for thinking
But he'll charge at evil bravely, just like a Scottish Leeroy Jenkins

Born in the Scottish Highlands, where the mist rolls thick and deep
Dirk trained at the Ninja Academy, where many secrets they keep
But stealth was not his forte, nor the art of silent scoot
Yet his vow to loyalty and bravery, none would dare refute

Ho yo ho, it's Dirk Tarj Claymore, n' from Clan McJagger, he's hailing
With his broadsword swinging dangerously, and Angus the bagpipe's wailing
He's a Scottish ninja, loud and proud, and he sure ain't much for thinking
But he'll charge at evil bravely, just like a Scottish Leeroy Jenkins

In battles fierce, he charges forth, with Angus piping loud
His broadsword gleaming in the sun, amidst the ninja crowd
Here I come, he bellows out, like a wrecking ball unleashed
Defeating foes with vigor, his courage has never ceased

Ho yo ho, it's Dirk Tarj Claymore, n' from Clan McJagger, he's hailing
With his broadsword swinging dangerously, and Angus the bagpipe's wailing
He's a Scottish ninja, loud and proud, and he sure ain't much for thinking
But he'll charge at evil bravely, just like a Scottish Leeroy Jenkins

Though not the stealthiest ninja, his heart is brave, strong, and true
And when others choose the low road, Dirk stands for justice through and through
From the highlands to the distant shores, his fame will surely spread
Dirk Tarj Claymore, the fearless ninja, filling ne'er-do-wells with dread

Ho yo ho, it's Dirk Tarj Claymore, n' from Clan McJagger, he's hailing
With his broadsword swinging dangerously, and Angus the bagpipe's wailing
He's a Scottish ninja, loud and proud, and he sure ain't much for thinking
But he'll charge at evil bravely, just like a Scottish Leeroy Jenkins

So raise a pint for Dirk Tarj Claymore, the brave, bold Scottish ninja
With Angus by his side, and his broadsword drawn like a highland soldier
Through tales of bravery and honor his name will proudly ring
Dirk Tarj Claymore, the fearless ninja, of whom the bards will sing

Ho yo ho, it's Dirk Tarj Claymore, n' from Clan McJagger, he's hailing
With his broadsword swinging dangerously, and Angus the bagpipe's wailing
He's a Scottish ninja, loud and proud, and he sure ain't much for thinking
But he'll charge at evil bravely, just like a Scottish Leeroy Jenkins