Blue Whale Blues

In the cold wet sea
I swims everyday
And once in a while
I done spray my spray

I only eat plankton
Tastes like shit
It's a boring life
I must admit

I keep trying
To get onto land
And dry off a bit
In the nice warm sand

But every time I do
And feel so free
The humans always push me
Back in the shitty sea!

I want to go shopping
Or drive a big jeep
I'm so bloody sick of
This briny deep
Or go to a night club
And bone a blonde
Just don't send me back
To this festering pond

Ain't got no money
Ain't got no shoes
All I done got
Is the Blue whale blues



Credits
Writer(s): Stuart Elliott
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