1. Who Would’ve Written a Song for You

I was so close to quitting my smoking habit
Until you came along and quit on us
And now I am scattered like ashes
In the streets 'cause I couldn't call you my home

Tell me you're lying or I'll tell myself either way
I'm pretty good at making excuses
You're not the first I fell for a version of him that doesn't exist

There'd be bigger boobs, thinner waist, better ass
Less dependent, confident and glow for you to shine
Greater tolerance and similarity with your mum
And I was all of that

Tell me, tell me
What would be enough?
I can't think of things I haven't done
Yes, there are all of the girls
But who would've written a song for ya
It's just all part of the fun
Innit? You're just enjoying the run
'Cause I am just an easy target
But who would've written a song for ya

You're the bandage I can't rip off
And you made sure of that
You give me little treats whenever you feel like it

After your friends, after your work
After that girl, after your selfishness
You felt like, ooh?
Let's give her some attention

'Please don't go, you're too special'
'I love you, better and worse'
'We were born on the same day, we're like twins'
That's what you said when we first met
After all, love is just bullshit
'Cause you chose your ego instead of us

Tell me, tell me
What would be enough?
I can't think of things I haven't done
Yes, there are all of the girls
But who would've written a song for ya
It's just all part of the fun
Innit? You're just enjoying the run
'Cause I am just an easy target
But who would've written a song for ya

Who would've written a song for ya
Who would've written a song for ya

There'd be bigger boobs, thinner waist, better ass
Less dependent, confident and glow for you to shine
Greater tolerance and similarity with your mum
But who would've written a song for ya