Techno Bear

[Knock knock]
Ja, who's there?
Ist ein bear!
Ein bear?
Ja, ein Technobear!
Ooh, ein technobear?
Ja! would you like to learn about techno?
Ja, this is a techno friendly household!
Oh good, I have some pamphlets, May I come in?
Oh ja, please come in!
Oh, danke

I am the Techno Bear.
It's so nice to meet you
I came here to dance
I'm not going to eat you
When I hear the bass drop
It brings me out of hibernation.
I get out on the dance floor
Without any hesitation.
The techno beats are sweeter than honey
I'd buy all the records but bears don't have money
I am the Techno Bear
I rage and I rave
Then I take the party back to my techno cave.

Peace
Love
Techno
Bears

Unity
Respect
Techno
Bears!

I am the Techno Bear
You know that I'm jamming
And when it's time to groove
I get it slapping like salmon
I'm sharpening my claws
To scratch all the vinyl
Need techno in my life
I find that it's vital
I am the Techno Bear
Do you like all my Candy?
I took a bunch of Molly
And I'm feeling quite randy.
I could use a little water
And a shoulder rub.
I am the Techno Bear
And I bring you love.

Peace
Love
Techno
Bears

Unity
Respect
Techno
Bears!

[ring ring]
[ring]
Hello, this is telephone
Ja, hello this is Techno Bear
Oh hello Techno Bear
Yeah I was just wondering
Did you have a chance to read the pamphlet I left with you?
I think I read most of it, yeah.
Do you think that you are interested in the Techno Lifestyle?
I mean I have a few questions but
I'm pretty sure I'm ready to move to the Techno Commune.
Oh that's great, why don't you come on down?
We have a room ready for you!
Okay be right there!

Peace
Love
Techno
Bears

Unity
Respect
Techno
Bears!

Peace
Love
Techno
Bears

Unity
Respect
Techno
Bears!



Credits
Writer(s): Victor Andersen, Blake Morse
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