D'ya Wanna Hear My Guitar?

hey! d'ya wanna come back the house with me?
i'll make you a cppa tea
no there's no-one there it's all right
there all gone off tonight
to a social in castlebar
d'ya wanna here my guitar?

now i'll show you what i'v got
a gibson polka dot
and i'; v got an amp inside the room
sure come in and i'll play oua tune
twinkle twinkle little star
d'ya wanna here my guitar?
d'ya know what i mean martina?

you acn take it in your hands a while
you have it now thats the style
between the finger and the thumb
agentle steady strum, see i told
ya loveen, its not that hard
d'ya wanna play my guitar?
d'ya know what i mean martina?

see i was dreaming of starting a
band
witha bag of chips in my hand
then you came walking past and i
had to ask you
i said martina 'd'ya wanna come
back the house with me?
i'll make you a cuppa tea
no there's no-onr there it's alright
there all gone off tonight
i'm learning whiskey in the jar
hang on a second
i hear the oul'-sham parking the car
d'ya wanna here/play/hold my
guitar?
d'ya know what i mean martina?
earwig...