LSE Everywhere

Thousands of servers
Lights flashing bright
Latencies growing
All through the night
The dashboards are glowing
Metrics in red
Looks like it's another
All-nighter ahead

Customers are screaming
Oncalls on the scene
Maybe this is just a one-off
We'll find out in the COE

LSE Everywhere
Memory pressure
Came outta nowhere
Not a byte to spare
Heap is overflowing
Credentials in the wind
Hunker down for the evening
And get the right build pinned

Customers are screaming
Oncalls on the scene
Maybe this is just a one-off
We'll find out in the COE

LSE Everywhere
Memory pressure
Came outta nowhere
Not a byte to spare
Heap is overflowing
Credentials in the wind
Hunker down for the evening
And get the right build pinned

Customers are screaming
Oncalls on the scene
Maybe this is just a one-off
We'll find out in the COE

LSE Everywhere
This deployment's the one
At least I'm pretty sure, well kinda
I don't know when I'll see the sun
The war room's buzzing
With panic and dread
This newest release
Is gonna wake the dead

Customers are screaming
Oncalls on the scene
Maybe this is just a one-off
We'll find out in the COE

LSE Everywhere
Burning just because
There's a button here with a skull and crossbones
I wonder what it does

System overload
I'm feeling kinda scared
Business critical functions
Are certainly impaired
Slack chat keeps on scrolling
The entire team's abuzz
Someone wrote an MCM
I don't know what it does

Customers are screaming
Oncalls on the scene
Maybe this is just a one-off
We'll find out in the COE

LSE Everywhere
Burning just because
There's a button here with a skull and crossbones
I wonder what it does



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Kramer
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