Cosmic Blunder

Out in the desert, driving my Subaru
Blasting Styx real loud, like Aussies do
But the night grew cold, the stars went black
And I never thought I'd not come back

Those little green blokes, with their twisted grins
Dragged me from me ride, pulled me in
Now I'm waking up with a horror to tell
Something down there is a living hell

I'm a bloke from the land down under
But now I'm caught in this cosmic blunder
They took me up in that UFO
Left me broken, now I'm feeling so low
They left something in my butt, Crikey, mate, what the fuck

The air was thick with dread and gloom
They ripped away me pride, sealed my doom
They pulled me in, stripped me bare
Now I'm left with a void, a nightmare

Abductions? Nah, this was something cruel
They played with my mind, used me like a tool
Woke up alone with a deep, dark ache
Something in me arse, a terrible mistake

I'm a bloke from the land down under
But now I'm caught in this cosmic blunder
They took me up in that UFO
Left me broken, now I'm feeling so low
They left something in my butt, Crikey, mate, what the fuck

They showed me their plans, the end of days
When they'll invade and make us their prey
The truth is out there, but now I see
They're up there watching, hunting you and me

The dust kicked up as I staggered away
Spotted a wallaby, but it couldn't stay
Those little green devils with their wicked grins
Did they steal more than my soul, my sins?

Now every step I take, every move I do
My body hums low, like a didgeridoo
They probed and prodded, tore me apart
Now I'm nothing, just a broken heart

I'm a bloke from the land down under
But now I'm caught in this cosmic blunder
They took me up in that UFO
Left me broken, now I'm feeling so low
They left something in my butt, Crikey, mate, what the fuck

So here's to the desert where nightmares play
Where I walked in whole but won't walk away
The night's their playground, our fate their prize
And now all I can think about is when they'll strike
They left something in my butt, Crikey, mate, what the fuck