They're Eating The Dogs

Hello and welcome to the first -, the second
The first, 2024 Presidential Debate
Both-sides-ism is now cringe (and that's okay)
Gloom is now boring
Nihilism is now cringe and boring (I don't care)
Tonight, everything is fresh and new
Frankly, it's so exciting it's a little unsettling (I couldn't care less)
Now to keep things fresh, let's do it in this key

Wages have been going up, but prices got out of control
Now, how can an average girl afford a nice bag of pizza rolls?
Economists have said, that the Trump sales tax
Would result in four-thousand dollars more a year
On the backs of the middle class (okay)
The only jobs they got were bounce back jobs, bounce, bounce back, back
She's going to my philosophy
I was gonna send her a MAGA hat

You wouldn't know it from the news
But immigrants have a lower crime rate
So, can we talk about border policy in a non-racist way?

They're eating the dogs (eating the dogs)
They're eating the cats (eating the cats)
Coming in from all over the world, from insane asylums
They're eating the pets

Congress came up with the Border Bill, I supported it
It would have put agents on the border to stem the flow of fentanyl
Donald Trump said, "Kill the bill"
He lost manufacturing jobs
They threw him out of the campaign like a dog
You're not running against Joe Biden, you're running against me

Who would you be
I will be a president that will protect rights
If you were in the West Wing?
We have a nation in decline
Would you be fair, would you be tough and uphold the Constitution and stuff?
Who would you be? (I was gonna send her a MAGA hat)
We're not going back

What would you do
I pledge to you that I will put you first
If we vote for you?
Millions of people dead, and it's only getting worse
From Day One through 2028
And make it quick before the commercial break, we've got to get to
We're wasting time
Stop with the continuous lying

They're eating the dogs (eating the dogs)
They're eating the cats (eating the cats)
One that is focused on the future, and the other on the past
They're eating the dogs (eating the dogs)
I read that she was black, I'll say that
Let's not go back, we're not going back

The foreign policy win is to have a lot of friends
But could you team up against our enemies
'Cause they keep trying to start shit again and again?
As America always should, we look out for our friends
Our allies are so thankful you are no longer president (your turn)
We're not gonna protect you, if you don't pay
Dictators manipulate you, with flattery

Will you accept the results if you don't happen to win?
Or will you be whining and crying and trying
To throw out the votes again?
Look, there's so much proof, they should have sent it back
The President of the United States incited a violent mob to attack
A nation in decline, our elections are bad
Donald Trump was fired, he's had a difficult time processing that

Most Americans do believe in a woman's right to choose
Should we listen to them or Amy Coney Barrett and five old dudes?
Execution after birth, Democrats are radical
You know what it reminds me of? Student loans
What you are putting women through is unconscionable
I absolutely support reinstating Roe

We finally put a cap on the insulin price
Could you please do that for everything else, 'cause we're just trying to stay alive?
Healthcare should be a right, remember when insurance could deny?
We capped the cost of insulin, Donald Trump never did (alright!)
We're looking at different plans, I have concepts of a plan
There are concepts and options we have
If we can come up with a plan

He lost manufacturing jobs
They threw him out of the campaign like a dog

Who would you be
I will be a president that will protect rights
If you were in the West Wing?
We have a nation in decline
Would you be fair, would you be tough and uphold the constitution and stuff?
Who would you be? (I was gonna send her a MAGA hat)
We're not going back

What would you do?
I pledge to you that I will put you first
If we vote for you?
Millions of people dead, and it's only getting worse
From Day One through 2028
And make it quick before the commercial break, we've got to get to
We're wasting time
Stop with the continuous lying

Tell me, who would you be? (They're eating the dogs)
Tell me, who would you be? (They're eating the cats)
Tell me, tell me, oh, tell me 'cause I gotta know
Who would you be?
Tell me, who would you be? (They're eating the dogs)
Tell me, who would you, who would you be? (they're eating the cats)
Tell me, who would you be?
One that is focused on the future
Tell me, who would you be? Ah! (And the other on the past)

Tell me, who would you be? (They're eating the dogs)
Tell me, who would you, who would you be? (They're eating the cats)
Tell me, who would you be? (I'll say that) let's not go back
Tell me, who would you be? (We're not going back)
Tell me, who would you be? (They're eating the dogs)
Tell me, who would you, who would you be? (They're eating the cats)
Tell me, who would you be? (One that is focused on the future)
And the other on, the past



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Writer(s): Alexander Tso, Andrew Gregory, Evan Gregory, Joseph Gordon-levitt, Michael Gregory
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