The Tuna Song

i left you alone for a week
i ferried to uruguay
i thought, god, finally i've met
someone as vain as i

hotpot, you're heavy,
do you miss marseille?
no hotpot,
i just miss
oh how we used to play

on the boat back from video there was nothing to eat
i raced to my apartment
but all the cupboards were empty
you said, baby,
you've come home early
i was gonna replace what i took
i said, baby,
it's my house
and i've come
home
to cook

i wanna support your every thing
i'll film your viral dance
but you don't even like the fish
why'd you eat all my tuna cans?
i'm sorry i got lazy
baby i love you through and through
i'll get twenty more, i'll get them now
i was just too scared to walk outside without you

so we rode down to woolies
you took your bike inside
for who cannot shop alone
my baby can rack all night
and if they cornered you for theft
you'd forgot your lock and key
some distractions to be more scared of
when you cannot see any security

you handed me a small, yellow tin
warm from your skin
you said, all this mercury
killed what was gonna live
baby, feel my belly
come, feel my hotpot
and go fill up your cupboards
go fill them with my guts