Ling the P (Casper's Song)
Casper's riding through Tafilah
Wing Cheese on his mind
Gacha games have turned him gay
And maybe also blind
At least that's his excuse for why
He simped for a girl who looked like a guy
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Well Casper tried to ling the P
Despite her massive size
But she couldn't inside the plane
To soar through the desert skies
He's cried a million rivers
For his love left far behind
But he'll find another fat e-girl one day
But Casper why would you try to ling the P
Don't you know she was secretly a guy
She just wanted your club penguin clout
She used you, abused you, threw you out
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Now his Corolla is more a home than any place he's known
Searching 'round Tafilah for a spot to call his own
Then he saw it, Happy Fun Zone, oh yes the HFZ
A paradise where he could now fulfil his wildest dreams
His soylent days are over and it's time to start anew
The HFZ's his ticket to a life he never knew
He'll leave Wing Cheese behind and find a better girl, a 4 or 5
And Casper will be straight again one day
But Casper why would you try to ling the P
Don't you know she was secretly a guy
She just wanted your club penguin clout
She used you, abused you, threw you out
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Oh Casper you'll be straight again I swear
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Wing Cheese on his mind
Gacha games have turned him gay
And maybe also blind
At least that's his excuse for why
He simped for a girl who looked like a guy
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Well Casper tried to ling the P
Despite her massive size
But she couldn't inside the plane
To soar through the desert skies
He's cried a million rivers
For his love left far behind
But he'll find another fat e-girl one day
But Casper why would you try to ling the P
Don't you know she was secretly a guy
She just wanted your club penguin clout
She used you, abused you, threw you out
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Now his Corolla is more a home than any place he's known
Searching 'round Tafilah for a spot to call his own
Then he saw it, Happy Fun Zone, oh yes the HFZ
A paradise where he could now fulfil his wildest dreams
His soylent days are over and it's time to start anew
The HFZ's his ticket to a life he never knew
He'll leave Wing Cheese behind and find a better girl, a 4 or 5
And Casper will be straight again one day
But Casper why would you try to ling the P
Don't you know she was secretly a guy
She just wanted your club penguin clout
She used you, abused you, threw you out
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Oh Casper you'll be straight again I swear
Oh Casper you'll be straight again one day
Credits
Writer(s): Ptrs Music
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