I'll Just Call You Betty
One day a young man came to town
He walked in the bar and he looked around
We thought he had a baseball in his pants
All the women laughed and stared
But some of them got mighty scared
But Charlotte was a aching for a dance
Then a day or two went by
Our lady friends can't look us in the eye
We're getting awfully tired of him
Moseyed right down to the inn
Caught him with Charlotte and a bottle of gin
The preacher's wife was showing all her skin
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
Suzie lost her underwear
While she was selling Tupperware
And then the Avon lady gave it up
We pulled him right out the door
Drug his head across the floor
And said hey bubba gump your time is up
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
He walked in the bar and he looked around
We thought he had a baseball in his pants
All the women laughed and stared
But some of them got mighty scared
But Charlotte was a aching for a dance
Then a day or two went by
Our lady friends can't look us in the eye
We're getting awfully tired of him
Moseyed right down to the inn
Caught him with Charlotte and a bottle of gin
The preacher's wife was showing all her skin
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
Suzie lost her underwear
While she was selling Tupperware
And then the Avon lady gave it up
We pulled him right out the door
Drug his head across the floor
And said hey bubba gump your time is up
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
I'll just call you Betty after I use my machete
And you won't be humping women anymore
I just may leave your balls stapled to the barnyard walls
Your member will be flopping on the floor
Credits
Writer(s): Rachel L Belinsky, William D Worrell, William L Mooney
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