Queen of the Suburbs (Karen's Song)

Here she comes marching into the restaurant
Stiff with hairspray, tough as a juggernaut
With her man healed at her side like a well trained dog
She does the talking, he does what he's told

Well she's a diet coke drinking to the manager speaking
SUV commander in chief
She's an arbonne selling, a gossip telling facebook sharing machine
And with her eyebrows raised a lethal gaze
That'll cut a man clean in two
Hail all hail the queen of the suburbs, super mom well to do

For her husband and her two boys she makes life tough
Better GPA or job, they're never enough
Country club playdates, spring breaks in Cancun
Just to get a few more likes from her social media crew

Well she's a diet coke drinking to the manager speaking
SUV commander in chief
She's an advocare selling, a gossip telling facebook sharing machine
And with her eyebrows raised and a lethal gaze
That'll cut a man clean in two
Hail all hail the queen of the suburbs, super mom well to do

You may think she's always happy, she always wears a smile
But that's just the botox and the xanax
Keeps her looking and feeling fine

Well she's a diet coke drinking to the manager speaking
SUV commander in chief
She's an arbonne selling, a gossip telling facebook sharing machine
And with her eyebrows raised and a lethal gaze
That'll cut a man clean in two
Hail all hail the queen of the suburbs super mom well to do

I said hail all hail the queen of the suburbs
Miss super mom with bob haircut
And the leopard print blouse
Yelling at the subway manager
Cause she didn't put the pickles on the sandwich
For a dollar on the way to cheer practice well to do