Method Pt 1

If one of my children came home and said
Hey, they have enough money to buy a Tesla
while they're trying to go to school
that's certainly gonna raise those flags
(Meatball, pay my rent)

I'm so fat, they told me I should be a court center
Taught y'all how to scam once, y'all need to hear better
First things first, swipe your cards but do it quicker
Choose any option, whichever make your pussy wetter

I'm a real-life scammer, they call me a trendsetter
Been at it since I was eight, I'm dedicated on a new level
I only take breaks when I'm mixing fentanyl
Tell Uber I never got my food, they gon' send it all
If you actually smart, you don't wanna do it 'cause they wisemen

Every time I'm scamming, I got a proxy or a VPN
Every time I catch a body, I hide my skin
It's security on every corner so you gotta lock in
If you listen to how I talk it don't make sense
Send me your Venmo and you won't hear from me again

Don't get caught, you should do it every now and then
Zelle's better cause they don't send the funds again
Spoof your number and then you're gonna call a friend
Tell them you're from Zelle and you need to log in
Empty their wallet and get their card PIN

Clone their card once, go to the ATM
If I remember correctly, the code's 110
This a special method passed down by a friend
If you followed the directions right, you should be in
If something didn't go right, you should try again

Sign up for Domino's Rewards and get the points
If they ask for a name, tell them I said Joyce
Order a cheese pizza to a random stash
When you get to checkout, tell them you're paying cash
The other guy gets stuck with the pizza
And you get the dough
At 10 points, you get a free pizza
Do it some mo'

If they ban you from the app, you need to try again
Remember, the method only works when you got a VPN

I'm so fat, they told me I should be a court center
Taught y'all how to scam once, y'all need to hear better
First things first, swipe your cards but do it quicker
Choose any option, whichever make your pussy wetter

I'm a real-life scammer, they call me a trendsetter
Been at it since I was eight, I'm dedicated on a new level
I only take breaks when I'm mixing fentanyl
Tell Uber I never got my food, they gon' send it all
If you actually smart, you don't wanna do it 'cause they wisemen

Every time I'm scamming, I got a proxy or a VPN
Every time I catch a body, I hide my skin
It's security on every corner so you gotta lock in
If you listen to how I talk it don't make sense
I already shenaned once, so I won't shenanigan