Seriously

He turned out the lights, he won't tell his wife
Said it's no big deal if it's just for one night
And it could've stayed in room 205
But I'd have to live with it the rest of my life

Mm-hm
He says I'm no fun
Mm-hm
Sometimes I wish I was

I'll never be wild and carefree
Watch 'em get drunk at the party
Everybody's acting 16
Dig though my coat for my car keys

I'll never be the chill girl
I'll die on every hill first
God, it's so me, ruining things
Taking myself too seriously

My little sister just got a tattoo
She's got that "is what it is" attitude
Sometimes it feels like she's older than me
She's leaving college with stories, I left with my degree

Mm-hm
She says I'm no fun
Mm-hm
Sometimes I wish I was

I'll never be wild and carefree
Watch 'em get drunk at the party
Everybody's acting 16
Dig though my coat for my car keys (ooh)

I'll never be the chill girl
I'll die on every hill first (ooh)
God, it's so me, ruining things
Taking myself too seriously

Now I'm trapped in my own cage
I can't relax, I can't escape
And every bar was custom-made by me
(So custom-made, so custom-made)

Now I'm trapped in my own cage
I can't relax, I can't escape
And every bar was custom-made by me

God, it's so me, ruining things
Taking myself too seriously