No Apostle

A lot of people say I should start with my hook
Well fuck them, I got more to say than a book
Come with me to my nook and I'll say
What I have to say compadre, you feel me?
Sting like a butterfly, fly like a bee
Wait, isn't that how the saying goes?
Who knows? I only know where it flows
That's on this beat, where my rhyme grows
Into something unexpected
You best believe I have been ejected
From a place at a certain time
But I can't remember the details at this time
Just know I was belligerent
And diligent on being a bastard
No I didn't drink any detergent
But I wound up forgetting my password

Trust me, I ain't a role model
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
I drink water out the nozzle
I often get into squabbles
Trust me, I ain't a role model
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
I sell nothing but fossils
And I ain't talking the watch, something awful

That was an animal crossing reference, did you
Get it? forget it? it's deaded, like two
Guys camping who got eaten by a bear
A cautionary tale of tom nook's hair
Brained schemes of getting you bells
Can't i sell more than sea shells?
I don't know why but you wanna rock the bells
I ain't LL Cool J, I don't smell
Like one hit wonder, that new fragrance
By Dior, the arrogance
Of those guys for coming up with axe replacements
I prefer old spice, but mind the placement
Remember those commercials? now I'm on a horse
Of course you do, what a strong way to endorse
A product, instead of using code like morse
Or code like python, of course

Trust me, I ain't a role model
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
I don't shower for days, it's awful
When I eat sushi I feel the need to waddle
Trust me, I ain't a role model
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
I'm loud now but I'm normally docile
I made a bad song called full throttle

It was alright, but I needed a feature
From Tech N9ne, yeah I said it, creature
Of habit I am, but I got my dreams
If I could get him on a track I'd scream
I got dirt under my fingernails
And my complexion is fucking pale
I drink champale, not rose
I meant champagne, it's okay
You knew what i meant, you're smart
You inferred on my part
And i thank you for that, we're in sync
And you know what color is better? pink
Cause the band, mean girls, and Token
He dropped an album with that name, no broken
References here, we clear? all clear
In summation, in regards to me, don't come near cause

Trust me, I ain't a role model
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
I drink straight from the bottle
And i don't see my periodontal
Trust me, I ain't a role model
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
I'm just one, big, oversized, colossal
Waste of time, nothing novel

Trust me, I ain't no apostle
Trust me, I ain't no apostle
Trust me, I ain't no apostle