Double Shot Funk

I'll have a double shot of
Of forget me not
As you walk away
An ice cold glass
Of kiss my ass
As you throw it away

I'm gonna hit the lake
In the boat you hate
And not give a damn about you
I might catch a fish
Or call Trashy Trish
Who's been waiting for me to be rid of you

I'll have a double shot
Of forget me not
As you walk away
An ice cold glass
Of kiss my ass
As you throw it away

Here's a toast to the end
Of the rhymes that I've penned
Lauding things that weren't in you
As I drink to new women
And free easy living
With nobody asking me, "Did you?"

I'll have a double shot
Of forget me not
As you walk away
An ice cold glass
Of kiss my ass
As you throw it away

Here's a toast to the end
Of the rhymes that I've penned
Lauding things that weren't in you
As I drink to new women
And free easy living
With nobody asking me, "did you?"

I'll take my life back
And eat a Big Mac
With no one to ream me about it
I'll move on with my life
Freed of a wife
Who cared so little about it

I'll have a double shot
Of forget me not
As you walk away... ooh ooh ooh
An ice cold glass
Of kiss my ass
As you throw it away... away

I'll take my life back
And eat a Big Mac
With no one to ream me about it
I'll move on with my life
Freed of a wife
With nobody asking me, "Did you?"

Ooh, I'll have a double shot
Of forget me not
As you walk away... walk away
An ice cold glass
Of kiss my ass
As you throw it away... throw it away

Ooh ooh away

I'll take my life back
And eat a Big Mac
With no one to ream me about it