Horned Up

Hoo-woo!
Woo-woo-woo-wo!

Yeah!
I'm horned up at home
Spice Channel feedin my bone
Dressed up
Rested up
And ready to get sexed up
(Sexed up!)
Gonna take the bus downtown
Take my dong to clown down
35 dollars in my jeans
(in my jeans!)
Burnin' a hole
Gonna fill my guts with Coors
Yeah!
Gonna score!
Cuz I'm

Horned up
(Horned up!)
Yeah, I'm
Horned up
(horned up mama)
I'm so horned up
(Got the hot bone)
Gonna wet my beak!
Hungh!

I've spent so much time at this bar, Diane
Can I call you Diane?
Diane, I gotta say it's refreshing to see a
Mature woman like you coming here
You've got the pick of the litter when it comes to the
Establishments you frequent
With a face like that, mama, ooh!
You belong in a magazine, or at least a website banner ad or something!
Hey
Hey!
Where you goin'?
Dammit!

Horned up
Yeah, I'm
Horned up
(horned up mama)
I'm so horned up
Gonna wet my beak!
Hungh!

Diane, I'm sorry if I came off a little strong earlier
You've gotta understand, you're just such a beautiful woman
And I just get a little insecure and a little shy around beautiful women
Can I get you another Midori Squeezer? Or at least a Bombay Sunset?
No
No?
No
Okay, then. Have a great night, Diane

God
Damn! I'm so
Horned up!

Dammit
Ready for the night
Coors Light in my hand, nut sack tight
(Just right!)
Busted car, thin hair, aw hell
I don't care—no, my rod don't care!
I'll find someone to take along
Yeah, who's into my grizzled charm and dried-up dong!
(Hey, hey!)
I'll find someone who loves the thrill of the seasoned dong!

Horned up
Horned up!

I'm so horned up, slizzow!
Gonna wet my beak!
Gonna sling this dong all around Cherry Creek
Hungh



Credits
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link