I Raised Your Boyfriend

I think
Maybe you were my Jolene
Tell me
Does he ever speak of me
Yeah you should be thanking me
This dudes got a history
Yeah
I'm sure
Everything about you is great
But it hurts
Watching as you take my place
You living out my dreams
It's you but it should be me

I see he bought you flowers
The ones that he can name
Looks like finally he lost his fear of PDA
Should have seen him last year
Now that's a different man
So here is to your future cause I took it in the past

I raised your boyfriend (your pretty little pretty little boyfriend)
(Your perfect little perfect little boyfriend)
It was the guy you see before you
He left me in the dirt
Where's my prize and my diploma?
Where's the credit for my work?
I raised your boyfriend

I got
Nothing but some lazy dates
Front row
Ticket to his mental state
You took his misery
For you got the best of him

I don't mean to be bitter, bitter, bitter
But I've been crying river, river, rivers (your perfect little boyfriend)
I hate to think you're better suited
And my role was just to play Cupid

So he brought you flowers
And booked a trip to Spain
Now you're talking house and kids well that's just fucking great

You should have seen him last year
Now that's a different man
So here is to your future cause I took it in the past

I raised your boyfriend (your pretty little pretty little boyfriend)
(Your perfect little perfect little boyfriend)
It was the guy I see before you
He left me in the dirt
Where's my prize and my diploma?
Where's the credit for my work?
I raised your boyfriend

Pretty little boyfriend
Your pretty little
Your pretty little

I don't mean to be bitter, bitter, bitter
But I've been crying river, river, rivers
Yeah you should have seen me last year
I gave it all I had
So here is to your future cause I took it in the past
I raised your boyfriend