Barmageddon (Original Series Theme Song)

Barmageddon
A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what you're gettin'
But win, lose or draw
It's gonna be a show

There's a neon sign at the edge of town
A waterin' hole where we can all throw down
Anything can happen there and it usually does
We got suits and cowboys and kids and freaks
We all high five at the end of the week
But come Monday it'll be alright
But we're still gonna have a buzz from

Barmageddon
A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what you're gettin'
But win, lose or draw
We're puttin' on a show

They got chainsaws and chicken wire
A tip jar mounted on an amplifier
A good ol' boy up there, askin' for a dollars worth of Johnny Cash
If you're under the table, or over the hill
Up from Ole Red, or Margaritaville
Dance all night, or just tryin' to chill
We're all gonna have a blast at

Barmageddon
A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what you're gettin'
But win, lose or draw
There's gonna be a show