Oh, It Hurt
Oooh it hurts
I caint daince
Too much bawls in my paince
Tried to and all that jigglin
Made me hurt for days
Busted one on the dance floor
And bout had to go to the hospital
Lord I was in pain for 17 weeks
Hurt my groin and had a limp for months
But nothing could have prepared me
For what happened after that
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh it hurts
Stood still too hard
And a ball popped from stress
Started runnin down my leg
Ohh what a mess
Sat down too quick one night
And one slipped betwixt my crack
And squashed him real good
Ohhh my poor old sack
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh it hurts
Took a blow to the chode
By a baton wielding teenage girl
Spinnin at full blast
Had me on the ground so fast
Never been the same since that
It brought me to my knees
Had me in tears beggin please
Why has this happened to me
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh it hurts
My balls have had such trauma
Got kicked in the beans
On the dock of a lake and fell right in
And couldn't catch my breath
And almost drowned
Dockmaster pulled me ashore
Accidentally hooked a fishing line right in my taint
Causing more damage, ohhhhh
Finally got that loose
Laying on the beachfront
And a seagull mistook my mangled ball for a snack
And dove in for a treat
Only to find, it was still attached
And he had a time with that, ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh Ohhhhh
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh boyyyy it hurts
Ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh
I caint daince
Too much bawls in my paince
Tried to and all that jigglin
Made me hurt for days
Busted one on the dance floor
And bout had to go to the hospital
Lord I was in pain for 17 weeks
Hurt my groin and had a limp for months
But nothing could have prepared me
For what happened after that
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh it hurts
Stood still too hard
And a ball popped from stress
Started runnin down my leg
Ohh what a mess
Sat down too quick one night
And one slipped betwixt my crack
And squashed him real good
Ohhh my poor old sack
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh it hurts
Took a blow to the chode
By a baton wielding teenage girl
Spinnin at full blast
Had me on the ground so fast
Never been the same since that
It brought me to my knees
Had me in tears beggin please
Why has this happened to me
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh it hurts
My balls have had such trauma
Got kicked in the beans
On the dock of a lake and fell right in
And couldn't catch my breath
And almost drowned
Dockmaster pulled me ashore
Accidentally hooked a fishing line right in my taint
Causing more damage, ohhhhh
Finally got that loose
Laying on the beachfront
And a seagull mistook my mangled ball for a snack
And dove in for a treat
Only to find, it was still attached
And he had a time with that, ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh Ohhhhh
My baby stepped on my boys
And she squashed one real bad
It hurt it hurt it hurt
You'd never understand
If you're not a man
Ohhhh boyyyy it hurts
Ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh
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Writer(s): Chris Newman
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