I Hate Surprise Privilege
I'm a good Christian but I'm getting bored so I looked for new music 'cause I was bored
Found this band from the local crackhead and I listened to them instead of praising the lord
At first they sounded kinda wack, I still kinda want my money back
I listened to it with my wife and she left me
Now I have nothing to do, what the fuck should I do?
Crackhead asked me to the Privilege show, got no wife so I guess I'll go
Oh god, why did she leave? I can't correlate anything with her leaving
I think I'll try to enjoy the show and forget about my wife
I get to the concert and they play like shit, why'd I even take the bus over here?
I got no wife and my god left me so I think I'll kick back and smoke some hand
Suddenly this music ain't half bad, I'm better off being a catgirl
I think I'm starting to like this band, I wanna fuck a lesbian
Now I really hate asparagus, now I really love crack
Now I really hate society, now I really love crack
I don't understand why I'm being alienated, is it because of the crack
All my friends hate me and I'm failing school
But I have Surprise Privilege and crack
Wait, why'd I start smoking crack?
Where's my wife? Where's god? What happened to me
I fucked up my whole life
Listening to this shitty band
Wasting all my golden years
Eating cocaine and shitting beer
Now I'm living in a crack house
I bought way too much merch
Surprise Privilege fucked all my shit up
I really should have stayed at church
I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE
Found this band from the local crackhead and I listened to them instead of praising the lord
At first they sounded kinda wack, I still kinda want my money back
I listened to it with my wife and she left me
Now I have nothing to do, what the fuck should I do?
Crackhead asked me to the Privilege show, got no wife so I guess I'll go
Oh god, why did she leave? I can't correlate anything with her leaving
I think I'll try to enjoy the show and forget about my wife
I get to the concert and they play like shit, why'd I even take the bus over here?
I got no wife and my god left me so I think I'll kick back and smoke some hand
Suddenly this music ain't half bad, I'm better off being a catgirl
I think I'm starting to like this band, I wanna fuck a lesbian
Now I really hate asparagus, now I really love crack
Now I really hate society, now I really love crack
I don't understand why I'm being alienated, is it because of the crack
All my friends hate me and I'm failing school
But I have Surprise Privilege and crack
Wait, why'd I start smoking crack?
Where's my wife? Where's god? What happened to me
I fucked up my whole life
Listening to this shitty band
Wasting all my golden years
Eating cocaine and shitting beer
Now I'm living in a crack house
I bought way too much merch
Surprise Privilege fucked all my shit up
I really should have stayed at church
I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE
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Writer(s): Cody Azumi
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