Naughty Polaroids

Uncle Gary was a hero to me
He had 6 ex-wives and heart disease
Wrecked his motorbike going too fast
And with his final breath
Had big old secret
The hiding place he keeps it
Uncle Gary had naughty photos
Of his ex-wives provocative poses
Naughty polaroids safety box
With a cheap combination lock
Made me make a promise to him
I would always hold on to them
I told him he could count on me
To keep his private gallery
Uncle Gary had unusual taste
Showed everything except their face
Hundreds of sexy images, from 1976
Thank you, Gary's ex-wives
You changed my life
Uncle Gary passed away and I can't
Believe my luck
Uncle Gary had naughty polaroids of all his exes
Uncle Gary made me promise him to always keep them
Uncle Gary gave me his polaroids of all his exes



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