Masayoshi Son

On today's episode of bootlicking a billionaire, it's JToth
He's our ichibon, that's Masayoshi Son
That's Masayoshi Son, that's Masayoshi Son
They say he's sweeter than ice cream

Any who, I got this bright idea, I'd like to pitch to you
Don't quite have the time to come visit you
My daughter's in Japan for a week or two
Might send her with a message like peek-a-boo

To piccachu with a picture of an
All skateboardable world in the future
Concrete is set as a our sacred elixir, and
Lawns are covered with that skateable mixture

You can skate thru every yard
No more fences, just connection
Consensus is in the cards
All of us are bringing our bestus

Each house has its own individual theme
From bowls, to pipes, to park, to street
Underground tunnels reach beneath
For glow-in-the-dark dodgeball and laser tag league

Can we agree as consenting adults
As long as we remain responsible with our drugs
Self mastery and stress relief is a must
So shouldn't there be some playgrounds for us?

Who does one trust when it comes to fun?
How does one measure the mass of it's sum?
The mind of a child'll get it done
I didn't grow up, I never got on that bus

Legos, tinker toys and lincoln logs
Started this ride that I couldn't get off
Permanent builds on a perfectish plot
Coming to a fever pitch along our block

Patience with neighbors trying to shout
At city hall meetings, crying about
Noise pollution from my side of town
They can't cry now, 'cause we're buying 'em out

Some people think it's cringey to say that
He's our ichibon, that's Masayoshi Son
That's Masayoshi Son, that's Masayoshi Son
They say he's sweeter than ice cream

For real dude, from real dude to real dude
My dream is coming true, because of you dude
I broke ground and changed the view dude, but I'm
Down to be more of a spoke inside the wheel dude

To see this come thru, like whoo-hoo!
Had my share of boo-hoo's, moving to yoo-hoo's
Who knew? I've been speaking on it for a few moons
When a cash cow listens, I'm like moo, moo!

JToth does not officially represent we cooler llc
Or maryland assets llc in any way shape or form
Proceeds from this collaboration will be fully invested in
The cooler complex, a St. Louis skateboard city
Designed in the spirit of Bob Cassilly
Trademark, c in circle, patent pending