All the Fake Santas in the Mall
All the fake Santas in the mall
Were deep in trouble with the law
They all received a cease and desist letter from the real Santa Claus
All the fake Santas in the mall
Were caught in a legal mess
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
All the fake Santas in the mall
Were sued on trademark and copyright grounds
Yep Santa Claus and his team of lawyers
Were all coming to town
All the fake Santas were faced with a judge
And a case he wouldn't dismiss
Santa just chuckled and wished them all a Merry Christmas
All the fake Santas will soon be looking for work
Who knew Santa Claus could be such a corporate jerk
All the fake Santas in the mall
Will soon be out of business
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
For all the fake Santas in the mall
The news was a brutal stinger
It's like Santa Claus lifted his hand
And gave them all the middle finger
All the fake Santas in the mall
Their livelihoods taken amiss
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
All the fake Santas will soon be collecting unemployment
Why did this bring Santa Claus so much enjoyment
All the fake Santas in the mall
Will soon be out of business
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
Were deep in trouble with the law
They all received a cease and desist letter from the real Santa Claus
All the fake Santas in the mall
Were caught in a legal mess
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
All the fake Santas in the mall
Were sued on trademark and copyright grounds
Yep Santa Claus and his team of lawyers
Were all coming to town
All the fake Santas were faced with a judge
And a case he wouldn't dismiss
Santa just chuckled and wished them all a Merry Christmas
All the fake Santas will soon be looking for work
Who knew Santa Claus could be such a corporate jerk
All the fake Santas in the mall
Will soon be out of business
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
For all the fake Santas in the mall
The news was a brutal stinger
It's like Santa Claus lifted his hand
And gave them all the middle finger
All the fake Santas in the mall
Their livelihoods taken amiss
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
All the fake Santas will soon be collecting unemployment
Why did this bring Santa Claus so much enjoyment
All the fake Santas in the mall
Will soon be out of business
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
That's how Santa Claus wished them all a Merry Christmas
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Writer(s): Michael Bautista, Nedjip Tozun
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