Bigga Than Eva

I'm original, motherfuckers
Yeaaaa.
This is Biggie Bigs
And this is my introduction
Although I don't need it
My dick is so big
When I thump you can hear it
Let's ride, motherfucker
Get out in front of me, you'll see
I'm the one riding this bike
Burn your ass with a wheelie
(Haha)

Look at me, mom, step-dads
Ain't no more beating my ass
Doing drugs, on the couch,
I found a career that lasts
I'm bigga than eva
(I'm Biggie Bigs)

I look at my dick
The biggest there is
Can barely even fit in my panties or tits
Don't trip on it listen
I suck my own dick
Don't need nobody I'm independent - yea -
Yo you think you know me I grew up broke
Hustlin' in my DNA don't question
Balls gettin so big I think it's cancer
My rhymes are all smart fool
I got a discography so huge I'm gonna blow you
All I know for sure is what I been through
You'll be surprised at how it improves you
The latest fashion I'm wearing, the heavy chains too
Y'all gonna beat me off while imma beat down
Playin bitches in my Ferrari oh I'mma paint town
If electric's the way, well every Tesla is gay, I'm gonna Taycan.
I'm eating Seitan buff from Mickey D's now a vegan it's my time
Overdoing axe spray now I'm feeling sky high

Look at me, mom, step-dads
Ain't no more beating my ass
Doing drugs, on the couch
I found a career that lasts
Mumble rap, makin cash
All these hoes on my ass
My dick's out, succotash
Mansion's built, nightclub bash
Got my chains, not a slave
Moses never found this way
All these bitches in my bay
Dick swinging like a chopper blade
Ain't no point - to this life
Who needs kids - and a wife
Fuck the future, it's all lies
I'mma party till I die
I'm bigga than eva

Wearing my chains,
Enjoying my drugs
Tattooed my face with fuckface pugs
So underdog
I wake up stuck
Under chihuahuas can't get them off
Little fuckers barking hard to write now
Stuck in my Jordans got me hopping now
Powerlifting roided shriveled balls oided
Muscular bro I'm American as fuck
Shit too easy y'all I represent the rap game
The past is fake y'all we know their shit ain't that great
Why the fuck can't get these bitch chihuahuas off my legs
Hey! Hey!
These fools are all based on me anyway
Y'all want to sign me but I'm too good for you to stay
I'm bigga than eva y'all know that as clear as day
Come suck my dick my producer done wrote this
He's Jewish and killin' it
I'm crossing the street while I'm hopping to see him - OH SHIT -
Oh my god, honey! I think I killed a chihuahua
I want to divorce you, you fucking piece of shit

The hospital's beeping
Just pissin and bleeding
I'm stuck with the nurses
I lost my dick, Filipinas but still fucking the bitches
Three holes on one leg it's difficult
18 holes is mythical
They joke I'm a pirate
I'll jump from their plank
I'll fuck em and fire em
I got morning wood
I wear it all day
You needing a dildo
You can borrow my leg I say
The guy nurses come in
I say Peg Leg will peg you
Once my rhymes do you in
No joke I'm a star in in in
It gives fags like you aids
I'm the best I will have it my way
I swear I am not gay
Now come over here on your side you must lay
With my leg again I say -I'm bigga than eva

Look at me, mom and dad
Please don't go lecture my ass
Doing drugs, on the couch
I found a career that lasts
Producer, makin cash
All these hoes, on my ass
My dick's out, succotash
Mansion's built, nightclub bash
Got my chains, not a slave
Moses never found this way
All these bitches in my bay
Dick swinging like my chopper's blade
Ain't no point - to this life
Except my kids - and my wife
Love the future, it's all mine
I'mma party till I die
I'm bigga than eva