Puzzle Park

Welcome everyone to Puzzle Park
Lights and magic, it's a work of art
When you enter here, the fun will start
You're mine, you'll never part

Hahaha
Oh, it's going to be so much fun
Getting to watch you pay for all you've done
Three, two, one

There's wondrous fun and games inside, attractions big and small
Like our hundred foot tall mega slide that splats you on the wall
Not-a so fast, stop right there, you better be prepared
'Cause we'll end this when we find your secret lair

I'm-a having fun, let's-a stay
No cut it out, there's no time to waste
He's just this way
Today, we'll teach him justice then we'll make him pay (whoa)

Step right up, my friends to Puzzle Park
Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart
Don't you break away, you won't get far
Keep your hands and legs inside, this ride is right about to start

Don't take my word for it (Take it from us)
The food here is a must, in addition with your ticket
You get Puzzlevision plus, try the gift shop, you can't miss it
And get yourself a plush, Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust (hahaha)

Evil demons, go to hell
Ugh, this isn't really going well
We don't have much more ground to tread
The engine room is straight ahead

Step right up, my friends to Puzzle Park (you'd best prepare)
Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart (we're almost there)
Don't you break away, you won't get far (so say your prayers)
Keep your hands and legs inside, this ride is right about to start

Well, it took you a while to find out
But you found my secret hideout
Like to say congratulations
But it's time for you to die now

We've got to end this ride
You go left, I'll go right
Betcha' thought you would win this fight
But you went and messed with the wrong side

Ugh, you can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge
I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're feeling large (ah)
You're as good as evicted, say goodbye to your park
There's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us

You have just been tried and convicted
You think you've won?
Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood
Your lives are as good as done (hahaha)

No stop, I know there's a scared little child inside you
He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (no)
It's not too late, reach out and take my hand
And we can change your fate

Oh, Meggy dear, that child is gone
Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong (hahaha)

Step right up, my friends to Puzzle Park
Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart
Don't you break away, you won't get far
Keep your hands and legs inside, this ride is right about to start