Two Birds While I’m Stoned

Well I'm tired of her telling me just how much I've changed
I work too much don't come home and stay out way too late
But she don't see the job I work and just how much I hate
How the boss man keeps on yelling at me day after day

So I'm leaving her right now and heading out with all my friends
I'm calling up the boss man tell 'em just the way it is
Yeah one thing that I've come to know is I'm better off alone
So I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned

Well I called her up and she raised cane and asked me where I was
I took a puff let it out and told her we were done
Then I called the man it rang and rang until I got the tone
So I left a message told him where I thought he should go

So I'm leaving her right now and heading out with all my friends
I'm calling up the boss man tell 'em just the way it is
Yeah one thing that I've come to know is I'm better off alone
So I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned

Well I'm burnt out like the joint between my lips
With this girl and this job
Lord I can't go on like this

I'm leaving her right now and heading out with all my friends
Calling up the boss man tell 'em just the way it is
Yeah one thing that I've come to know is I'm better off alone
So I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned
Yeah I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned



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Writer(s): Eli Winders
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