Wrong Week To Quit Drinkin'

Well I had me a lady but she done took off
My cigrit pack is empty but she left me her cough
I ain't showered in days people say I'm stinkin'
I sure picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'

Well the CRA came to do an audit
My doctor called me in and I got anally prodded
My kitties needed food I started nervous blinkin'
I sure picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'

Well dirty ol liquor's what usually keeps my ticker in check
I tried chewin' tobaccie but it doesn't have the same effect
It just wasn't adding up
When all my friends were telling me to quit
Then I realized they're all a bunch of drunks
And now there's more booze for them to split

Well the goddamn airline broke my guitar
(They fucked his guitar)
And I just got invited to an open bar
(An open bar)
It's been four days what the fuck was I thinkin'
I sure picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'

Well dirty ol liquor's what usually keeps my ticker in check
I tried chewin' tobaccie but it doesn't have the same effect
It just wasn't adding up
When all my friends were telling me to quit
And then I realized they're all a bunch of drunks
And now there's more booze for them to split

Step right into the saloon Madame
Watch your step

Well dirty ol liquor's what usually keeps my ticker in check
I tried chewin' tobaccie but it doesn't have the same effect
It just wasn't adding up
When all my friends were telling me to quit
Then I realized they're all a bunch of drunks
And now there's more booze for them to split

Yeah yeah
Yep divvy up my booze ya fucking bunch of drunks



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Smith, Zachary Selwyn
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