Not As Drunk (As I Could Be)

Yee-hoo!

I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
. That's just another way to get on by

There ain't nothin' that I hate more
Than people judgin' my drinking, therefore
Imma constantly just, uhh, never be sober
And head on down to the liquor store

For I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
. That's just another way to get on by

Yee-hoo!

Well, I've lost a couple of friends along the way
Didn't really matter what I had to say
So I was left alone and I felt betrayed
But Jim Beam and me, we ain't afraid

For I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
. That's just another way to get on by

Aaah, hell yeah!

I was drivin' down the highway
Maybe not the greatest plan
The local sheriff, he pulled me over
And he told me"Son, you're going to jail"
You know what I told him

I said, I'm not as drunk as I could be
But I'm sure as hell more drunk than I should be
I've been drinkin' all damn night, and I know that that ain't right
. That's just another way to get on by

All right, come on Flat Top

All right Banjo

Ahh, so now that I'm in prison
This is about the last information I have
And it go' a'little some like this

I'm not as sober as I should be
But I'm sure as hell more sober than I wanna be
I'm stuck here in the county jail
And there ain't no goddamn alcohol for me in here