Bass Pro Shop and Drums
They're not here, are they
Cough, cough
Alright, cool. Run the ad
Legally, we are required to say this is not a full brick-and-mortar establishment licensed by the state of New York
Welcome to Bass Pro Shop and Drums, your go-to pop-up shop for quick deals on the best band equipment
Isn't that right, Ken
Cough, cough
Exactly
The two of us have been running this little bazaar on and off for years now
All you gotta do is go all the way up 590 North till you hit the roundabout in Irondequoit at Titus Ave
We're right there. Like, literally right there
In the middle of the roundabout
Park wherever, find great deals, and watch out for state troopers
Uh, hey, can I get some fishing line
Thank you for the candid question, strange disembodied voice
We understand with the name of our shop and our proximity to the lake, folks may be looking for fishing supplies
Have no fear. We've got some tackles in the back you can peruse through, too
Our whole shop runs out of a series of pickup trucks and tarps
YO!
You gotta see it to believe it
Amps and kits and worms galore
Cough, cough
Ah, jeez, Ken. You really aren't sounding well
You know the family's getting worried about you. You're getting worse and worse
You're not doing anything about you're smoking
We just. we just care about you, Ken
Cough, cough
I love you, too
Almost as much as I love our crazy hot deals this Saturday only
590 and Titus roundabout. Be there before they find us
If we aren't there, keep going north. There's a few other roundabouts we can set up, shop at as backup
Alright, got that? We'll see you there
Cough, cough
Cough, cough
Alright, cool. Run the ad
Legally, we are required to say this is not a full brick-and-mortar establishment licensed by the state of New York
Welcome to Bass Pro Shop and Drums, your go-to pop-up shop for quick deals on the best band equipment
Isn't that right, Ken
Cough, cough
Exactly
The two of us have been running this little bazaar on and off for years now
All you gotta do is go all the way up 590 North till you hit the roundabout in Irondequoit at Titus Ave
We're right there. Like, literally right there
In the middle of the roundabout
Park wherever, find great deals, and watch out for state troopers
Uh, hey, can I get some fishing line
Thank you for the candid question, strange disembodied voice
We understand with the name of our shop and our proximity to the lake, folks may be looking for fishing supplies
Have no fear. We've got some tackles in the back you can peruse through, too
Our whole shop runs out of a series of pickup trucks and tarps
YO!
You gotta see it to believe it
Amps and kits and worms galore
Cough, cough
Ah, jeez, Ken. You really aren't sounding well
You know the family's getting worried about you. You're getting worse and worse
You're not doing anything about you're smoking
We just. we just care about you, Ken
Cough, cough
I love you, too
Almost as much as I love our crazy hot deals this Saturday only
590 and Titus roundabout. Be there before they find us
If we aren't there, keep going north. There's a few other roundabouts we can set up, shop at as backup
Alright, got that? We'll see you there
Cough, cough
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