Sexy Vampire Tango

You told me you wanted to dance
But I know you're too scared to hold my hands
But you've got steps, so set off the band
And we'll dance 'til we're sore
And we can't take anymore
And we're falling out the door, my love

With blood oh-so rich
Won't you let me suck it up
From all the
Cuts on your wrist?
Just a drink, just a sip
Just an itty-bitty taste

So be the mummy in the box, I'll dig you up
And love you all the ways I'm thinking of
I wanna see you beg
I wanna see you break
I'm a two-headed snake

I'm afraid of getting oh-so old
I'm in my seven-hundreds now, I'm told
And I'm running back inside
'Cos I don't wanna die
When the noon bell tolls
When the people shake and wake the sun
You can find me in my coffin, hon
With a stake held by my side
In case I have to die
Before the mobs all come

With blood oh-so fresh
Won't you let me suck it out
From all those
Cuts on your neck?
I won't bite too hard
Just a little itty-bitty taste

So be the mummy in the box, I'll dig you up
And hurt you all the ways I'm dreamin' of
I need to feel your gaze
I need to hold your face
I'm a two-headed snake

(That which lives soon decomposes)
(And for you, I brought some roses)
(If you really wouldn't mind)
(You can rearrange my spine)
(There was sunshine, there were rainbows)
(We engaged in some fellatio)
(It was done, we had our fun)
(And I was rotting in the sun)

So be the mummy in the box, I'll dig you up
And love you all the ways I'm thinking of
I wanna make you beg
I wanna make you break
I'm a two-headed snake
You'll be the mummy in the box, I'll dig you up
And hurt you all the ways I'm dreamin' of
I need to feel your gaze
I need to hold your face
I'm a two-headed snake