Blizzard Devs hate us

I see the diablo icon and I double click play
Log in, find my clannies and shout out Hey!
I have a new quill build I really want to try
So I check my stash for boss mats jump on my horse and ride

I ride through zones really fast to get to Gap Crevasse
Run up to Durrys alter and get ready to smash
I kill the king 200 times and not a single drop
I want to play this f-ing build but all these mats are shot

I ran 500 Varshan and Ill run 500 more
Ill even take a melted heart to scrap out at the store
That didn't work Ill change it up get coffee smoke and bio
No mythics yet those fucking devs are asshole commie psychos

Andarial kicked my ass and now I'm out of potions
So back to town and check the stash once more I got a notion
I grab my mates and incense and we head to Dindai Flats
I have a date with old sir Greg that fucker has my hat

This time I think we got it but those blizzard devs are vicious
I heard the ping but died inside when it really was a visage
Ran Greggy for three hours now not a single showstopper
Then holy shit a false death shroud and a starred grandfather

I masterwork them all to 12 and pop the gems right in
Tempers right and aspects tight I head right out to win
But wait I see my bestie and he saw a new build vid
So I am heading back to square one and start the farm again



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Writer(s): Daniel Cram
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