Copycat

First I met you on the net
Then I met you at the party
Pleased to meet you, Friend
I only plan to argue things with you

I'll argue quite convincingly
You'll think how different things could be
While you sit there on your own
Making love to the telephone

I know a party trick or two
I'll try to change your point of view
Then for my final act I'll push you
When you least expect me to

I'll tell a couple funny jokes
Desensitize you to the smoke
I'll make those feelings disappear
I'll gag your thoughts until you choke

I'm not mad at you
I'm only disappointment, now

I'm not bad for you
I only leave a bitter taste

And when you call my name
I will look down upon you

You'll know the copycat's my name
When I strike down upon you

I'm not meant for you
I work for folks above my pay

I'm not proud of you
I only use you for your faith

And when you call my name
I will look and laugh at you

You'll know the copycat's my name
When I use you for this game.