How To Survive A Great White Shark Attack

Dive into the deep where the unseens play
Shark fin signals danger, it's the ocean's way
Great white head is rising, my blood turns to ice
A scary machine ready to not play nice

Steel jaws snapping at me, to my dismay
I'm this shark's food, I'm this shark's entrée
With no hesitation, just raw defiance
I'll outhink this beast using simple science, science

When this shark gets close and starts his attack
I'll punch out his top teeth, he should be taken aback
Next, I'll kick out his bottom teeth, and there's not turning back
Shark attack, oh, no, he'll have no counterattack
Sharks can't eat with no teeth, that's a scientific fact
He'll think he has me, but he'll meet his match
In this ocean of blood, I'll have the last laugh, laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha

Dive into the deep where the unseens play
Shark fin signals danger, it's the ocean's way
Great white head is rising, my blood turns to ice
A scary machine ready to not play nice

Here goes nothing

Blood in the water, it's a battleground
Tooth-filled terror, we're going 'round and 'round
He lunges forward, but I stand my ground
My plan's to punch out his teeth
This great white's going down

Fury churns the water, kicking blindly with my feet
This is my fight, no fear, just punching three-inch teeth
Cyclone of power, warm, warm blood cuts the water's chill
I won't be held accountable for this great white shark's dental bill
No, no, no

Shark attack, it's a matter of fact
Punched out his top teeth, now he's taken aback
Shark attack, feel the counterattack
Kicked out his bottom teeth, now there's no turning back
Thought he had me, but he met his match
In this ocean brawl, I got the last laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Now he's floating, floating away
Humbled and tame, I knocked the king of the depths
Off the top of the foodchain
I'm laughing, laughing in the waves

The great white shark swims, swims away
Blood gushing from his maw
Hope he has fun eating baby seals
Through a goddamn, goddamn fucking straw