Geraldine

I had a cat called Geraldine
The cutest cat I'd ever seen
It walked in September
With eyes like embers
This cat I named Geraldine

(Yeah, the cat walked in man)

So, I spent the month with Geraldine
And it began to dawn on me
That this cat was into relation of diabolical domination
This cat I called Geraldine

So, I asked Lord, why you try me?

Try me, try me no more
Try me, try me no more
Try me, try me no more
Don't you try me, try me no more

(The house of Geraldine)
(The house of Geraldine)

So, I met a girl called Jenny Lee
The cutest girl I'd ever seen
And although I wasn't that sober since... last October
Over came Jenny Lee

(The house of Geraldine)
(Yeah, she came over man)
(The house of Geraldine)

I woke up next to Jenny Lee
Or where she was supposed to be
But the cat had replaced her
And I couldn't even trace her
Or what happened to Jenny Lee

So, I cried Lord, why you try me?

Try me, try me no more
Don't you try me, try me no more
Good Lord!
Try me, try me no more I said
Try me, try me no more

(The house of Geraldine)
(The house of Geraldine)

I went to town with Geraldine
As in the end it was only her and me
And all the lovers I tried to find
They never ever survive the night
In the house of Geraldine
(The house of Geraldine)
It's now the house of Geraldine
(The house of Geraldine)
So I had to take it as a given
That this cat was a demon
This feline I named Geraldine

So, I cried Lord, don't you try me!

Try me, try me no more
Don't you try me, try me no more
I said, try me, try me no more
Don't you, try me, try me no more

I said, try me, try me no more
Don't you try me, try me no more
Good Lord!
Try me, try me no more
Don't you, try me, try me no more

I said, try me, try me no more
Don't you try me, try me no more
Good Lord!
Try me, try me no more
Don't you, try me, try me no more

I said, try me, don't try me no more
Why do you try me, don't try me no more
Don't you try me, don't try me no more
I said, try me, try me no more