Finally Got One (In Walmart Parking Lot)

Cave buddy miss shot
Three yard range
Buck walk slow
Friend start rage
He shoot air
Ten times straight
Blame wind blow
Scope not straight

Give up hunt
Head to store
Need more gear"One time more"
Loading truck
Then he freeze
See big buck
By Christmas trees!

Finally got one, finally got one
In Walmart parking lot!
Finally got one, finally got one
Right next to porta-pot
Shot between the minivans
While folks screamed and run
Threw it in his pickup truck
Sirens had just begun!

Post on Snap
Hide the sign
Caption say"Deep in pine"
Tag location"Secret spot"
We all know
That it's not

Friend say bow
String too tight
Blame tree stand
Not right height
Say wind change
At last shot
Truth is deer
By parking lot!

Finally got one, finally got one
In Walmart parking lot!
Finally got one, finally got one
Right next to porta-pot
Shot between the minivans
While folks screamed and run
Threw it in his pickup truck
Sirens had just begun!

Finally kill
One small deer
By cart rack
Near cashier
Takes hero pics
Hide backdrop
No one see
Cart in crop

Now he dance
Like big chief
Show off pics
No relief
Tell tall tales
'Bout big chase
We see cart
In same place

Finally got one, finally got one
In Walmart parking lot!
Finally got one, finally got one
Right next to porta-pot
Shot between the minivans
While folks screamed and run
Threw it in his pickup truck
Sirens had just begun!

Finally got one, finally got one
In Walmart parking lot!
Finally got one, finally got one
Right next to porta-pot
Shot between the minivans
While folks screamed and run
Threw it in his pickup truck
Sirens had just begun!

Next season start
He tell tale
'Bout big buck
That no fail
But we know
Truth still there
On cam five
In cart square



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Ley
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