I Want an Ex-Husband for Christmas

I Want an Ex-Husband for Christmas

I start shopping in September
Hang all the decorations on the tree
I cook the bird and make dessert
And make sure the house is squeakin' clean
I buy a gift for his mother
Every single year
He only lifts a finger
To crack open another beer

Oh I want an ex-husband for Christmas
That's the only thing on my list
I want an ex-husband for Christmas
That's my only wish
When I wake up in the morning
I don't care what's under the tree
I just want an ex-husband for Christmas
Santa, can you do that for me?

I'll leave out lots and lots of cookies
And all the milk that you can drink
I'll be happy as a kid on Christmas
If this is the only gift that I receive
When you come on down the chimney
With that big red bag of yours
Just put the papers in his stocking
And give me a divorce

Oh I want an ex-husband for Christmas
That's the only thing on my list
I want an ex-husband for Christmas
That's my only wish
When I wake up in the morning
I don't care what's under the tree
I just want an ex-husband for Christmas
Santa, can you do that for me?



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